Post by Stalker on Sept 26, 2006 13:35:36 GMT -5
Cortana. Useless as Hell. If you're stupid, let me explain.
1. It's inside my head and it doesn't shut up!! It just keeps talking and talking and talking and "blah blah blah Halo blah blah Covenant blah blah blah blah dropship blah blah blah BLAH"!
2. Cortana, I'm almost certain is the name of a legendary sword, thus it's disgraced it. Stupid AI thingy.
3. OK, whoever designed it could have given it a much cooler look if it's just gonna be a holographic image. So why couldn't it be like a cool looking dude in a hood? Or even better, since it is named after a legendary sword, a warrior. Instead it's supposed to look like....uh...shit, I dunno what the Hell that is. It's an odd creature. It truly is. I just know it's purple and gay. WTF's it supposed to be anyway?
4. OK, OK, in Halo if the Covenant got a hold of Cortana's data, they'd have found the location to Earth, FINE. But obviously, in Halo 2, they've found Earth, so why not just chuck it in the garbage? It's useless now, shit.
5. Useless sidekick character. Just not cool in any way. Master Chief's alot better off on his own.
6. At the end of Halo 2 it looks like Gravemind's got it in its grasp. Cool. Maybe he'll eat it or some shit. Long as it's dead in Halo 3, it'd be doing me and anyone else with a brain a favor.
1. It's inside my head and it doesn't shut up!! It just keeps talking and talking and talking and "blah blah blah Halo blah blah Covenant blah blah blah blah dropship blah blah blah BLAH"!
2. Cortana, I'm almost certain is the name of a legendary sword, thus it's disgraced it. Stupid AI thingy.
3. OK, whoever designed it could have given it a much cooler look if it's just gonna be a holographic image. So why couldn't it be like a cool looking dude in a hood? Or even better, since it is named after a legendary sword, a warrior. Instead it's supposed to look like....uh...shit, I dunno what the Hell that is. It's an odd creature. It truly is. I just know it's purple and gay. WTF's it supposed to be anyway?
4. OK, OK, in Halo if the Covenant got a hold of Cortana's data, they'd have found the location to Earth, FINE. But obviously, in Halo 2, they've found Earth, so why not just chuck it in the garbage? It's useless now, shit.
5. Useless sidekick character. Just not cool in any way. Master Chief's alot better off on his own.
6. At the end of Halo 2 it looks like Gravemind's got it in its grasp. Cool. Maybe he'll eat it or some shit. Long as it's dead in Halo 3, it'd be doing me and anyone else with a brain a favor.
